I also came up with a little something for Valentine's Day. I don't write very many love poems, but when I do, I think I do it right. This is a Tiny Drawing Poem collaboration titled The Perfect Crime. It's probably not intended for children's school Valentines like Jenny's, but I think most of you can find another scenario it might be right for. We also authorize you to use this for Valentine's Day.
As far as getting yourself out of the doghouse if you choose not to recognize your beloved on Valentine's Day... that's your problem, but don't say we didn't try to help.