|Thomas L. Vaultonburg for Winnebago County Coroner|
Please meet my cabinet of highly qualified Coroner's Assisstants...
|My Coroner's cabinet|
I feel my qualifications for dealing with the dead speak for themselves. I am a star of zombie movies, founder of the world's first and longest running Zombie Press, and I wrote the first zombie poem ever, The Shrimp Fork Circumcision Incident (page 46, 1991). I know the dead, I love the dead, I have surfed with the dead.
Here's Bub the Zombie Pretending to endorse me
|Bub the Zombie salutes|
Vote Undead, vote Vaultonburg for Winnebago County Coroner 2012
While you're here, why not attend The 2012 Zombie Academy Awards and check out an issue of our webcomic Single Zombie Female