Sunday, April 1, 2012

Zombie Lake Is a Place True Horror Fans Will Love To Drown

The best thing about the movie Zombie Lake is that it is directed by one of the greatest zombie directors of all time, Jean Rollin, under pseudonym J.A. Lazer. If you have not seen Rollin's classic zombie movies The Living Dead Girl and The Grapes of Death (yes the French title looks like it says Raisins of Death) please remedy that situation immediately. The worst thing about the DVD of Zombie Lake is that some dimwit included an option where the viewer can watch the movie without the nudity. Which would be a mistake of epic proportions, because...


Volleyball team
Every one of these French chicks is going to show you their crazy-go-nuts magnificent 1970's style boobies, but you don't want to see them, be my guest. I don't know what sadistic son-of-a-bitch even came up with such a DVD option, but may that person burn in a Hell and receive no dinner.

Boooooooo. We want boobs, we want boobs.

So, standard set up here: WWII Nazis ambushed by French resistance and thrown into this lake, which twenty-five years later every chick with big tits in a three country area suddenly wants to jump in for a refreshing afternoon swim with no one else around except...


Booby grabber Nazis. These are nice underwater shots. But like all Nazis, they aren't satisfied with underwater booby grabs, they want to come ashore and invade Poland again, and that shit ain't gonna fly, not on my watch. USA, USA...

There's actually a nice subplot done rather well with this character. But in the end...

Surf Nazis Must Die. Wait a minute, wrong movie, I meant...

Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies must die. Shit, wrong again. What I meant was...

All Nazis everywhere, all the time, living, dead, undead, fictional, or otherwise must die.

Zombie Lake. Let me know how the no boobs version is workin' out for ya'.


Zombie Lake is a movie that should make almost everyone's top five list of Nazi Zombie Movies, along with Hard Rock Zombies, Oasis of the Zombies, Shock Waves, and Dead Snow. 











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