Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Cross Out God For the Holidays

If you hate god as much as I do, there's only one remedy. Destroy him. Blot him out. Abolish him. Since god already doesn't exist you may be asking me how, how Thomas, can I destroy something that doesn't exist. 

Good question. But god does exist I assert. God exists in the thoughts of others. And there's also one other place god exists despite the protestations of almost every sane and rational being on the planet... United States currency. Despite the phantom gods quite explicit admonitions (anyone remember these classics?) "For the love of money is the root of all evil," "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a wealthy man to enter into heaven," "One cannot serve god AND Mammon," most Christians love money more than the baby Jesus himself. Or at least anyone paying attention to the sermonations of Joel Osteen and other prosperity preachers would be led to believe.

So, there's only one thing sane people who don't believe in fake sky bullies can do. Cross god out. Every time you receive a Federal Reserve note, simply cross out the word "god" with whatever instrument comes to hand. Maybe even a wad of chewing gum. I'll leave that up to you. 

You'll find the word on all denominations, in roughly the same place, so won't you please join me, and the rest of rational humanity, in kicking off the Cross Out God campaign this Christ-time season? 

Cross Out God this holiday season.

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