Outsider Poetry, web comics, zombie movie reviews, artwork, and commentary on politics, fantasy football, and modern culture by Outsider poet Thomas L. Vaultonburg.
Friday, January 30, 2015
The Monster Club: A Weregoo and a Vamgoo Would Produce a Maddy
First we have the primate monsters, vampires, werewolves and ghouls – but everyone knows about those. Now pay attention: A vampire and a werewolf would produce a werevamp. A werewolf and a ghoul would produce a weregoo. A vampire and a ghoul would produce a vamgoo. A weregoo and a werevamp would produce a shaddy. A weregoo and a vamgoo would produce a maddy. A werevamp and a vamgoo would produce a raddy. If a shaddy were to mate with a raddy or a maddy, it would result in a mock (which frankly, is just a polite name for a mongrel). Just remember the basic rules of monsterdom: Vampires sup, werewolves hunt, and ghouls tear. Shaddies lick, maddies yawn, and mocks blow. But Shadmocks only whistle.Now the humegoo, which is a cross between a ghoul and a human being, don’t really do anything interesting, but they do have an unfortunate appetite for carrion (which they get, of course, from the ghoul side of the family). It must be noted that although monsters can mate with human beings, the results are almost always disastrous. But they will do it. Any questions?-Vincent Price The Monster Club
The Monster Club: Maddy, as described by R. Chetwynd Hayes.