Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Three Time Presidential Physical Fitness Award Winner Thomas L. Vaultonburg Gives Advice On Health and Photography

Before most of you were even born I had won three Presidential Physical Fitness Awards. I would have won a fourth, but I left school at the age of ten to be a physical fitness consultant on Chuck Norris movies. I also learned at a very young age to take stellar photographs under even the most adverse conditions. For instance, as I was about to shoot this photograph of my third Presidential Physical Fitness Award, a brownie (that's a mythical creature,look it up) dashed out from a corner of my apartment, punched me in the balls, and ran back into a closet. It's amazing I was able to finish taking the photograph at all, let alone take such a breathtaking photo of my third Presidential Physical Fitness Award. You got questions about the flexed arm hang, I'm your guy.

Presidential Physical Fitness Award

Pin It

No comments:

Post a Comment

Blogger Wordpress Gadgets